Dan (dssl86)

Race #7899

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Official speed 91.92 wpm (61.62 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 4, 2019 10:57:02pm UTC
Race Finish January 4, 2019 10:58:04pm UTC
Outcome No win (1 of 1)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 137.88
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!