deceptiveVI (dsaldana711)

Race #3246

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Official speed 111.00 wpm (40.54 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 29, 2019 3:50:51am UTC
Race Finish June 29, 2019 3:51:32am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. fluffyx30037 (119.54 wpm)
3. aji3 (80.15 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 136.90
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.