ding dong (dion109)

Race #682

View Pit Stop page for race #682 by dion109Ghost race

View profile for ding dong (dion109)

Official speed 66.45 wpm (72.96 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 23, 2017 8:19:46pm UTC
Race Finish September 23, 2017 8:20:59pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 3. ixiblackbirdixi (69.13 wpm)
5. vladsh27 (50.73 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 79.74
Text #3641419 (Length: 404 characters)

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...