🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot)

Race #23164

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Official speed 150.75 wpm (45.85 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 22, 2020 2:49:39am UTC
Race Finish October 22, 2020 2:50:25am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 311.55
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I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.