Derp (derpenboy)

Race #107

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Official speed 80.46 wpm (74.42 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 2, 2019 8:25:08am UTC
Race Finish January 2, 2019 8:26:23am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. veltzer (76.14 wpm)
3. rielgrumal (73.43 wpm)
5. argyrwnt (62.61 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 124.71
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.