View Pit Stop page for race #94 by derpaloo — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 83.84 wpm (50.24 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | July 14, 2017 11:59:35am UTC |
| Race Finish | July 14, 2017 12:00:25pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |