delfan (delfaaan)

Race #3617

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Official speed 64.19 wpm (70.10 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 20, 2018 10:17:30am UTC
Race Finish August 20, 2018 10:18:40am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. kasiourasg (90.72 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 79.17
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.