tobiah (darktilrisen)

Race #2650

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Official speed 75.44 wpm (59.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 13, 2018 8:27:01pm UTC
Race Finish November 13, 2018 8:28:01pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. s0uthxpark (87.44 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 93.05
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.