connor (cwilkinson)

Race #3803

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Official speed 115.62 wpm (41.93 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 4, 2019 6:25:50pm UTC
Race Finish March 4, 2019 6:26:31pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. chimchimchim (103.01 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 138.75
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...