Chaz (chazlerown)

Race #2182

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Official speed 71.67 wpm (62.79 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 14, 2020 2:24:52pm UTC
Race Finish August 14, 2020 2:25:55pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. dick_licker666 (75.68 wpm)
4. wwwwwwxjdj1 (50.75 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 88.39
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.