View Pit Stop page for race #2019 by chairman_of_the_wang_gang — Ghost race
View profile for Big Wang (chairman_of_the_wang_gang)
| Official speed | 72.53 wpm (58.07 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 17, 2020 12:09:23am UTC |
| Race Finish | April 17, 2020 12:10:21am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 74.95 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |