View Pit Stop page for race #5082 by ceiba — Ghost race
| Official speed | 81.52 wpm (51.67 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | June 4, 2014 12:29:05am UTC |
| Race Finish | June 4, 2014 12:29:57am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
| Opponents |
2. atheistjesus (78.67 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |