View Pit Stop page for race #4103 by c00l_procrastinator — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 88.72 wpm (50.72 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 5, 2017 3:02:58pm UTC |
| Race Finish | September 5, 2017 3:03:48pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
| Opponents |
3. maythose (83.70 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 109.42 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |