View Pit Stop page for race #673 by bumper — Ghost race
View profile for ChanceHair (bumper)
| Official speed | 80.05 wpm (52.62 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 3, 2015 3:03:59am UTC |
| Race Finish | April 3, 2015 3:04:52am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. fart_dog_walter (100.32 wpm) 2. zmeya26 (91.61 wpm) 5. geomgaegphoenix (73.39 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 94.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |