bie (bumblebie)

Race #23

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Official speed 98.48 wpm (66.41 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 21, 2020 11:20:31am UTC
Race Finish June 21, 2020 11:21:37am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. forest7 (80.31 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 167.41
Text #4350328 (Length: 545 characters)

My wife's mother is visiting, Father. And Tuesday night, she's cooking us a carp. It's a tasty fish, I've got nothing against it. But, because it's supposedly filled with impurities, she buys it live and for three days, it's been swimming... up and down... in my bathtub. Up and down... and I hate it. I can't stand the sight of it, moving its gills. Now, you're standing very close to me, Father; have you noticed? Yes. I haven't had a bath for three days. I can't go home until the carp is asleep because if I see it, swimming... I'll kill it.