|Official speed||238.12 wpm (6.50 seconds elapsed during race)|
|Race Start||June 21, 2014 9:02:08pm UTC|
|Race Finish||June 21, 2014 9:02:14pm UTC|
|Outcome||Win (1 of 2)|
|Text||#319 (Length: 129 characters)
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you first find the cliche you want to work on, then build a story around it.