View Pit Stop page for race #1316 by binarymind — Ghost race
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Official speed | 73.91 wpm (56.99 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | December 18, 2017 8:34:53am UTC |
Race Finish | December 18, 2017 8:35:50am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Accuracy | 100.0% |
Points | 76.37 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |