John (bak9gs)

Race #140

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Official speed 55.33 wpm (72.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 7, 2018 2:36:44pm UTC
Race Finish December 7, 2018 2:37:57pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. brair (72.70 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 57.18
Text #3810609 (Length: 335 characters)

You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.