|Official speed||211.61 wpm (15.08 seconds elapsed during race)|
|Race Start||May 25, 2019 7:03:20pm UTC|
|Race Finish||May 25, 2019 7:03:36pm UTC|
|Outcome||Win (1 of 2)|
|Text||#4180316 (Length: 266 characters)
I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.