I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiunderground)

Race #23874

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Official speed 78.80 wpm (92.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 23, 2023 8:47:42am UTC
Race Finish April 23, 2023 8:49:15am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. stevenqi (88.29 wpm)
2. hannahcorona (88.02 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 132.65
Text #5390150 (Length: 608 characters)

I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.