King of Nothing (_ozymandias_)

Race #45

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Official speed 113.02 wpm (36.63 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 19, 2019 3:14:30am UTC
Race Finish January 19, 2019 3:15:07am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. dmanz (152.37 wpm)
2. keegant (127.27 wpm)
3. mark40511 (114.19 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 109.25
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Doing repairs on the outside of a rocket in mid-air is a ticklish job. We slacken off the circulation when they're right way up, so that they're half starved, and double the flow of surrogate when they're upside down. They learn to associate topsy-turvydom with well-being; in fact, they're only truly happy when they're standing on their heads.