Arturo (skikdo)

Race #99

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Official speed 60.39 wpm (104.52 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 25, 2020 8:22:23am UTC
Race Finish March 25, 2020 8:24:08am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. flip2theleft (97.61 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 88.58
Text #3550709 (Length: 526 characters)

Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.