Maria (maria5555)

Race #9845

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Official speed 61.00 wpm (73.77 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 14, 2019 5:05:58pm UTC
Race Finish August 14, 2019 5:07:12pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. chris7ka (73.05 wpm)
4. jakubko672 (52.95 wpm)
5. xander360 (52.14 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 75.24
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.