View Pit Stop page for race #98 by samakka — Ghost race
View profile for gooner extrordinare (samakka)
Official speed | 72.90 wpm (57.78 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 13, 2016 9:02:38pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 13, 2016 9:03:36pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. ndk100 (86.86 wpm) |
Accuracy | 93.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |