Otatop (unterepere)

Race #969

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Official speed 58.05 wpm (77.52 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 3, 2018 5:41:24pm UTC
Race Finish May 3, 2018 5:42:41pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 71.59
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.