Jester (cypher_xd)

Race #9673

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Official speed 92.05 wpm (57.23 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 1, 2019 1:42:02pm UTC
Race Finish June 1, 2019 1:43:00pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. sanicdehedgehog (112.51 wpm)
2. kevinneeraj (111.78 wpm)
4. snoeq (73.93 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 122.73
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Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, Weltschmerz, call it what you will.