pizza (jsoccerdude@msn.com)

Race #959

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Official speed 91.33 wpm (53.74 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 21, 2016 6:10:25am UTC
Race Finish February 21, 2016 6:11:19am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. hotchoco1ate (134.60 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.