Aki (typewriter2003)

Race #943

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Official speed 60.77 wpm (76.62 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 29, 2019 11:09:18am UTC
Race Finish June 29, 2019 11:10:35am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. jeffrey7212 (93.31 wpm)
2. kittrz (73.02 wpm)
3. robert_odrowaz (67.26 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 74.95
Text #4060269 (Length: 388 characters)

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?