Mr. lee's expository writing class (kayak1)

Race #91557

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Official speed 111.39 wpm (50.85 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 29, 2019 2:15:44am UTC
Race Finish March 29, 2019 2:16:35am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. atthetop (121.59 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 167.09
Text #3641263 (Length: 472 characters)

Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!