View Pit Stop page for race #91 by malfunction — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 47.28 wpm (89.09 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 2, 2010 4:52:29pm UTC |
| Race Finish | September 2, 2010 4:53:58pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (4 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. trof (60.91 wpm) 3. robert1982 (55.36 wpm) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |