View Pit Stop page for race #878 by paintwalls — Ghost race
View profile for Jon (paintwalls)
| Official speed | 80.73 wpm (52.17 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 1, 2015 7:32:50pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 1, 2015 7:33:42pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. jlinja (91.16 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |