Poopy (linch8)

Race #8762

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Official speed 75.38 wpm (62.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 8, 2021 10:15:11pm UTC
Race Finish June 8, 2021 10:16:13pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. adambomb4321 (73.73 wpm)
4. onifire (66.43 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 87.94
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