View Pit Stop page for race #872 by sabue — Ghost race
| Official speed | 78.23 wpm (53.84 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | February 24, 2016 1:26:44pm UTC |
| Race Finish | February 24, 2016 1:27:38pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. scrublordmcgee (72.88 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |