View Pit Stop page for race #8577 by namae_nanka — Ghost race
View profile for ~! Fraud of Feminism, 1913, Belfort (namae_nanka)
Official speed | 92.95 wpm (45.31 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 22, 2011 11:09:14pm UTC |
Race Finish | March 22, 2011 11:10:00pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
Opponents |
1. someguy (100.91 wpm) |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |