dat (xeochron)

Race #833

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Official speed 100.31 wpm (48.33 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 21, 2019 1:16:23am UTC
Race Finish January 21, 2019 1:17:11am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. roboaedin (114.01 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 120.37
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...