View Pit Stop page for race #83 by _platypus — Ghost race
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Official speed | 69.53 wpm (70.59 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 4, 2017 5:27:40am UTC |
Race Finish | May 4, 2017 5:28:51am UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
3. hisdudeness (70.74 wpm) |
Accuracy | 94.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |