Brendan (chiefodo)

Race #798

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Official speed 54.05 wpm (113.23 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 18, 2020 6:12:02pm UTC
Race Finish July 18, 2020 6:13:55pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 4. cyoikd (50.98 wpm)
5. glory_vhic (46.71 wpm)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 86.48
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We generally concur that "men" such as a cow, a turkey, a frog, and a fish all possess some spark of consciousness, some kind of primitive "soul" but by God, it's a good deal smaller than ours is - and that, no more and no less, is why we "men" feel that we have the perfect right to extinguish the dim lights in the heads of these fractionally-souled beasts and to gobble down their once warm and wiggling, now chilled and stilled protoplasm with limitless gusto, and not feel a trace of guilt while doing so.