View Pit Stop page for race #790 by llama — Ghost race
| Official speed | 83.39 wpm (50.51 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | December 13, 2010 3:51:17am UTC |
| Race Finish | December 13, 2010 3:52:07am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |