View Pit Stop page for race #79 by dmontoo — Ghost race
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Official speed | 72.77 wpm (57.88 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 24, 2015 2:49:17am UTC |
Race Finish | September 24, 2015 2:50:15am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
Opponents |
1. zero9o (86.21 wpm) |
Accuracy | 93.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |