Cakes (snowclap)

Race #78

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Official speed 61.24 wpm (79.16 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 15, 2018 8:12:37pm UTC
Race Finish September 15, 2018 8:13:56pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. pachomme (68.51 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 73.49
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...