Kathryn (kathrynb)

Race #741

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Official speed 91.49 wpm (49.19 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 18, 2018 9:43:45am UTC
Race Finish March 18, 2018 9:44:34am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. sabreburst (107.24 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 112.83
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.