Jason (jwatkins)

Race #7370

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Official speed 80.88 wpm (70.03 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 4, 2019 1:06:07am UTC
Race Finish October 4, 2019 1:07:17am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. l__l (89.76 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 121.32
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!