View Pit Stop page for race #730 by vortexc — Ghost race
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Official speed | 58.22 wpm (72.35 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 23, 2019 2:47:33am UTC |
Race Finish | January 23, 2019 2:48:45am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 60.16 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |