View Pit Stop page for race #710 by marstherobot — Ghost race
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Official speed | 72.47 wpm (58.12 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 1, 2017 3:18:48pm UTC |
Race Finish | November 1, 2017 3:19:46pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. thomasdevlin820 (78.35 wpm) 3. jibs12 (66.87 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 74.89 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |