John (massctrlzan)

Race #69

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Official speed 70.81 wpm (79.99 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 16, 2019 3:01:32pm UTC
Race Finish February 16, 2019 3:02:52pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 106.21
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!