eat my dust, quitters! (playscrabble)

Race #66963

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Official speed 138.15 wpm (47.34 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 7, 2020 10:01:49pm UTC
Race Finish October 7, 2020 10:02:36pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. thebrownfoxquicklyjumpsoverthe (120.55 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 234.85
Text #4350328 (Length: 545 characters)

My wife's mother is visiting, Father. And Tuesday night, she's cooking us a carp. It's a tasty fish, I've got nothing against it. But, because it's supposedly filled with impurities, she buys it live and for three days, it's been swimming... up and down... in my bathtub. Up and down... and I hate it. I can't stand the sight of it, moving its gills. Now, you're standing very close to me, Father; have you noticed? Yes. I haven't had a bath for three days. I can't go home until the carp is asleep because if I see it, swimming... I'll kill it.