Dingus Fish (dingusfish)

Race #666

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Official speed 52.02 wpm (93.19 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 21, 2020 11:32:10pm UTC
Race Finish November 21, 2020 11:33:43pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. boinkey (66.64 wpm)
2. jacobbeaudway (64.15 wpm)
3. polttogi (57.87 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 62.43
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...