View Pit Stop page for race #642 by lampost — Ghost race
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Official speed | 61.39 wpm (79.75 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 20, 2018 11:39:41pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 20, 2018 11:41:00pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 77.76 |
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