πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ (daddy_mememaster)

Race #6411

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Official speed 59.52 wpm (146.98 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 17, 2020 1:10:13pm UTC
Race Finish August 17, 2020 1:12:40pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. reganisgod (82.78 wpm)
2. brownvitalik (76.95 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 140.87
Text #4060268 (Length: 729 characters)

I never knew I could drive like that. I was going faster than I've ever gone before, and yet, it all seemed to be happening in slow motion. I was seeing three and four moves ahead, weaving in and out of lanes like an Olympic skier on a gold medal run. I knew I was challenging the very laws of physics. At Queens Boulevard, I took the shoulder. At Jewel Avenue, I used the median. I had it. I was there... and then... I hit the Van Wyck. They say no one's ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this - I came as close as anyone ever has. And if it hadn't been for that five-car-pile-up on Rockaway Boulevard, that numbskull would be on a plane for Seattle right now instead of looking for a parking space downstairs.