Warden (tmt_warden)

Race #636

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Official speed 69.00 wpm (71.13 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 5, 2021 4:20:40pm UTC
Race Finish April 5, 2021 4:21:51pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. greedthelazy (75.25 wpm)
2. jtactics (72.36 wpm)
3. ljrobispado (69.47 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 85.10
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.